Wednesday, December 14, 2011

electric blanket

Love it. Love to stretch out, toes warm. But I wake up cold, blanket off.

Does it turn itself off after 10 hours? Or if it overheats? Maybe my hot flashes overpower it: short circuit. Or my hawtness. Or perhaps I turn it off in my sleep. It's a mystery.


  1. Used one when I was a teen. Had freaky dreams, believed for a time that I was possessed by the devil. Went back to church in hopes of being cleansed. I later blamed the electric blanket jacking up my core temperature at night for that madness. Now I think it was probably puberty. Good times.

  2. Holy crap, that was out loud? Sorry. Just thinking about the good old days.