Fab idea. Marvy. Sure, why not? Keep everyone safe and all that.
All teachers should take gun classes and carry a rifle. Or handgun. Automatic assault weapon.
Why stop there? Staff and principals too. And what about the kids? Yeah, they should have guns too. Just give everyone a gun. You get mad, POW. You see someone shooting, POW POW.
But wait, maybe guns aren't enough. How about grenades. Do they make pocket-sized nuclear weapons? Yeah, how about that. Welcome to kindergarten. Here's your own personal nuclear weapon. You feel threatened, see someone with a gun, toss this and duck.
Yeah, that's what we need. More weapons, more angry conflicted people, more fear. Great solution, NRA.
All teachers should take gun classes and carry a rifle. Or handgun. Automatic assault weapon.
Why stop there? Staff and principals too. And what about the kids? Yeah, they should have guns too. Just give everyone a gun. You get mad, POW. You see someone shooting, POW POW.
But wait, maybe guns aren't enough. How about grenades. Do they make pocket-sized nuclear weapons? Yeah, how about that. Welcome to kindergarten. Here's your own personal nuclear weapon. You feel threatened, see someone with a gun, toss this and duck.
Yeah, that's what we need. More weapons, more angry conflicted people, more fear. Great solution, NRA.
