Tuesday, February 1, 2011

gauges awry

What's up with the gauges in my world? According to my bathroom scale I lost 30 pounds overnight. Where did that 30 pounds go? Right into my outdoor thermometer, registering 30 degrees higher than it ought to. Yes, 46 F (7C) sounds pretty good.

My thermostat is also haywire. If I set it at 68 F it can be anywhere from 60 to 75 degrees in my house.

And what about my internal thermostat? Also has a mind of it's own. One minute I'm being stabbed with icicles and the next I'm in a sauna.

The speedometer in my car quit working last week. I have no idea how fast I'm going.

If we can't count on scales and numbers, then what do we trust?

Ah! Good old reiki. It's always there, always reliable, and always shows the way.

Now, where are my skinny jeans?